“I want to be the guy who the guy you admire admires. I hope his name is Guy, because I admire M.C.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Any celebrity will tell you there’s no money in being invisible. But any bank robber will tell you there’s all the money… — Jarod Kintz Money Copy Share Image
“Orange juice so fresh it’s like a straw in an apple. Change for a twenty? Five fives, if you’ve got them. ” — Jarod Kintz Orange juice Copy Share Image
“Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison.” — Jarod Kintz Doing It Right Copy Share Image
“Do you know a man better than me?” I asked her. “Yes,” she replied. “Great,” I said, “then run to him. Run… — Jarod Kintz Better man Copy Share Image
“When I go on a drive, I like to listen to “Drive,” by The Cars.” — Jarod Kintz Communication Copy Share Image
“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because my bathtub is much too shallow.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I go to networking events because what else am I going to do? I’ve already finished my daily planning for how to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I want a trophy wife. I’ll keep her on the shelf next to my future Nobel peace prize. (I plan on inventing… — Jarod Kintz Love Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to send a message in a bottle, with my message saying something like, “Don’t litter.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly. ” — Jarod Kintz High cholesterol Copy Share Image
“Hoping you were the first to do something, and fearing you weren’t the first, won’t change the future by altering the past.… — Jarod Kintz Time Copy Share Image
“I have a fist like a brick, but I don’t punch through walls—I build them and become them. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through… — Jarod Kintz Pain Copy Share Image
“I am not a professionally trained professional. I am an amateur professional!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at well over three miles an hour.” — Jarod Kintz Marriage Copy Share Image
“Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just… — Jarod Kintz Attitude of gratitude Copy Share Image
“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But so what? Bernanke’s belt does that every… — Jarod Kintz Around the world Copy Share Image
“If you just give me a chance, I could be the man you’ve never dreamed of and never wanted.” — Jarod Kintz Luck Copy Share Image
“My shoes were all muddy, so before I walked in my friend's house I sprinkled grass clippings all over my feet and… — Jarod Kintz Friendship Copy Share Image
