Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever have.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous of me when I found five shark's teeth. Locating… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt… — Chelsea M. Campbell Copy Share Image
“Shark snorts. “ Hope ? What’s that? I heard about it once, in a fairy tale.” — Darren Shan Copy Share Image
“The insides of my nostrils no longer reeked like a harpy’s used dental floss.” — Angela Pepper Copy Share Image
“However, if a person bothers a shark it will fight back and will cause severe injuries, or even kill a person. It is best… — Lisa Evans Copy Share Image
I've never been bitten by a shark, though God knows I had to poke a lot of them in the nose. — Scott Glenn Copy Share Image
“If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Why do I get the feeling that to say "fancy meeting you here" would hardly be apt? Sharks can smell blood from miles away,… — Amanda Browning Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
