“Definitions, her grandmother once said, had to be like a fat man's belt - big enough to cover the subject but elastic… — Gregory Benford Copy Share Image
“ Are you in any way qualified? Yes? No? It doesn't matter. In America, "Qualification" is simply an attitude. I've adopted it.… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
“Oh, my sainted aunt! Don't mention that disgusting stuff in front of me! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of?… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
I think some people's comedy IQ's aren't as high as other people's, so they don't really know what's going on. Or they… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
“THIS IS A COMPLIMENT? You're incrediburgable she said which is to say You're a little like incredible but a lot more like… — Chocolate Waters Copy Share Image
“The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
“Don't underestimate the power of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself to deliver peace and serenity.” — Charles Glassman Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have. — Carolina Herrera Copy Share Image
“I love it when he talks and says things that make me shiver.’ ‘Shut up! I seriously need a girlfriend. Holy shit,… — Debra Strattford Copy Share Image
A pleasant comedy, which paints the manners of the age, and exposes a faithful picture of nature, is a durable work, and… — David Hume Copy Share Image
There's quite an overlap between musicians - especially drummers - who have an affection and a proclivity towards comedy and comedians who… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Twinkle twinkle little star, I want to hit you with a car. Throw you off a bridge so high, Hope you break… — Katelyn Lillis Copy Share Image
One of my favorite films is 'Dumb and Dumber.' I'd love to do some really silly comedy someday. — Paul Dano Copy Share Image
As a kid, I saw a lot of scary movies, but they were mixed with comedy, like 'Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.' — Michael Rooker Copy Share Image
“[...] And those women with the camera looked loose." Excellent , Phin thought. At last, some good news.” — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“ Napoleon , when hearing about Laplace 's latest book, said, ' M. Laplace , they tell me you have written this… — Pierre-Simon Laplace Copy Share Image
I loved musicals, love them still. But also, I'm really inspired by comedy music. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
“Of course, he didn't know anything about these Indonesians, or why they would have been there at this moment to save his… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Before I went into comedy I was a loner, very much wrapped up in my own thoughts. But I always liked myself… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
“There is, perhaps, no more dangerous man in the world than the man with the sensibilities of an artist but without creative… — Dame Edna Everage Copy Share Image
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
What's fun about comedy is you're pushing things a little further than you would in a drama; you're pushing reality a little… — Jason Katims Copy Share Image
0ne day, daddy saw his 5 year 0ld s0n writing,. he asked. DAD:s0n? what are y0u d0ing?. S0n:writing a l0ve letter t0… — Megz Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
“My heart is so light, I think it might be made out of air. It might float up and escape through the… — Robin York Copy Share Image
“I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Speak of the daimon: Leo burst through the door next to the pantry, holding a loft a wheel of cheese like a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Couldn’t you hypnotize her or something?" "It doesn’t work like that." "I thought vampires were all sex gods with the ladies." Cade… — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club.… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amelie and Moulin Rouge. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe, although… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
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