“Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“(Jen gets completely sloshed and it's not her wedding) I was supposed to meet Carol and her family at the aquarium the… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
It's rare that you discover something by accident that resonates with your sense of humour. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
“His Grace called Virginius in and said: "Do you think a priest of the Anglican Communion should be a divorced man with… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“I think one of the prophets stuttered when he dictated your specs,” Jal said, snickering. “Or the gene-splicer was daydreaming about his… — Karen Sandler Copy Share Image
“Small female children. They're devious, but they're prettier than sons, and they smell better." (The Spirit of the Prophecy to Garion)” — David Eddings Copy Share Image
“I thrust the picture at his chest. He takes it and squints at it in the softening light. Then his eyes widen.… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
Most people in the world of comedy at least are multi-hyphenates, so people who direct are also writers. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
You have to realize that Mel [Gibson], he's a funny guy. He's got a wicked sense of humor. — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
“Simon went over to Jace and dropped the soup can into the cart. “So what was all that about?” “I think,” Jace… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
The role of a comedian is to go in and make something funny. That might be a situation where I'm writing, a… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
“Nonsense. Hardly touched a drop. That much.” She held out two fingers to show how tiny an amount “that much” was. “Just… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You could lead your life as if the whole world were watching you on TV, or you could lead your life as… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“There have to be a few perks to being king of Faerie or no one would want the job.” — Sarah Delena White Copy Share Image
“Jeg må vel konstatere, at jeg har et talent for at blive upgrated. Der er jo ingen grund til at kalde det… — Jørgen Leth Copy Share Image
I love Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart because they're bringing irony back into American humor, which is a delicious treat. The entire… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
“The resulting sound wasn't quite a squawk, wasn't quite a yelp, wasn't quite a gasp. As best she could describe it, it… — Ari Marmell Copy Share Image
“think of it.' said Robert Rosenbluth, a doctor whose acquaintance i made at the start of this book. 'no engineer could design… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“He was wide-eyed as he spoke. “He says you are a nut and I am a nut.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
If I were running a campaign, I'd urge taking the mountain of money reportedly squandered on pizza, coffee and bagels and spending… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“Never take life too seriously, you're never getting out of it alive.” — John Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Snatch is an ugly word,” I say. “Like it’s going to rip my dick off. Yeah—that is an ugly motherfucking word. But… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down -… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“I would go into my classroom and find my seat, and then my mom would take a picture of me at my… — Kenton Duty Copy Share Image
I actually feel that all drama has an element of comedy in it. A great deal of that I learned from writers… — Ira Sachs Copy Share Image
“Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
The thing about stand-ups is you can't really get good unless you're failing in front of a large number of people. That… — David Steinberg Copy Share Image
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke,… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
“Much of the Kama Sutra is like origami; I don’t quite understand all the bending that needs to happen.” — Erica Goros Copy Share Image
Comedy, surprisingly for a form that intends to bring joy and joviality, is always upsetting people. Jokes rely on broad strokes, stereotypes,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
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