Humor Quote by Ari Marmell

“The sound came again. There was a whistle to it, and a moan. It was almost a hiss, and it could’ve been a strangled…

— Cherie Priest

“Cuddles screamed. It wasn’t a braying noise, it was an ear-slapping shriek of pure donkey outrage, like someone got hold of a foghorn and…

— Ilona Andrews

“There was a merciless gnawing in my chest, a queer silent labor was going on in there. I pictured a score of nice teeny-weeny…

— Knut Hamsun

“Like a swan, she made no sound.”

— Sabrina Jeffries

“It was astoundingly difficult to woo a lady who thought she was either trying to purchase a chicken or a few tomatoes from her,…

— Colette Moody

“Wait. Somehow the word chicken struck a chord. I played with it in my mind. Rolled it over my tongue. Then came to a…

— Darynda Jones

“I gave him an ‘are you kidding me’ look that had him chuckling in response. “I want to see them.” “See what?” “Your chicken…

— Mariana Zapata

“In the kitchen, chickens had overflowed into the sink. They weren't making much noise, except for the occasional 'werk' a chicken makes when it's…

— Terry Pratchett

“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing…

— Cate Tiernan

“She had a knack for relieving the tension in a room by pretending my rudeness away with cooking. Many, many chickens had given up…

— Molly Harper

“pursed her lips. “Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?”

— Gail Carriger

“Something gurgled in his throat. It took a moment before he realized it was a scream bottled in his innards, a blast of misery…

— Tad Williams