Comedian Quote by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there…

— George Carlin

“Did you ever think about the creation of the flame-thrower? Someone, somewhere, at some time must have been sitting on his porch, and said,…

— John Larson

“When you set yourself on fire, people love to come and see you burn.”

— Anonymous

“The only mystery that matters is who’s gonna survive. There are two groups left. The people with the flamethrowers and the people catching the…

— A.G. Riddle

“Stop setting yourself on fire for people who just stand to watch you burn.”

— Nadège Richards

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flamethrower.

— Bruce Feirstein

“When it comes to open flame, you're never as 'far enough back' as you think you are.”

— Phil Elmore

“You can play with your flamethrower later.”

— Rick Riordan

“My dear, you are in danger of being burned by your own flame.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“I set myself on fire and people come to watch me burn.”

— John Wesley

“Success is not due to spontaneous combustion. You have to set yourself on fire.”

— Various attributed sources

“Don’t challenge the world before becoming a big fire; otherwise they will extinguish you even with little spits!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan