Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker Download Open image ““I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”” — Dorothy Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Writing
“I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.” — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
“I don't really care what people say about me. I'm fine with lies and rumors. It's the truth I don't want being told.” — Katja Millay Copy Share Image
“Maybe it's not true, but no one cares about truth—they only care about what they think.” — Melissa Abigail Copy Share Image
“Life is too short to care about what other people says and thinks about you. So live life and give them something to talk… — Marlene Hansen Copy Share Image
“I'm made of poetry and other things that people don't really care about at all.” — Karishma Magavani Copy Share Image
“Some things is not that I don't care, it's just that nothing happens if I even actually care about it.” — Makuro Copy Share Image
“It would be a lie to say I don't care what people think of me, but it would be the truth to say it… — T. Anderson Copy Share Image
“I'm talking about those novels where the characters aren't really interesting and you don't care about them or anything they care about. It's those… — Will Schwalbe Copy Share Image
“You don't think about how you really have your whole life planed out until a part of it goes missing suddenly one day. You'll… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
“Too many people don’t care what happens so long as it doesn’t happen to them.” — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
“If I thought you really cared, I’d tell you. And if you really knew me, you wouldn’t have to ask.” — Kate Roth Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed.” — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think Ill give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Misfortune, and recited misfortune especially, can be prolonged to the point where it ceases to excite pity and arouses only irritation. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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