Rachel Bloom

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person…

— Rachel Bloom

There's so many confusing messages that you're being sent about being pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart, ambitious…

— Rachel Bloom

It's double talk and double standards. It's like, be honest, but don't be too honest. Look fresh-faced and young, but don't tell…

— Rachel Bloom

You see so many of these empowering songs where a woman saying, you know, I'm going to go out, I'm going to…

— Rachel Bloom

We're all trying to be Beyonce and Sheryl Sandberg at the same time.

— Rachel Bloom

Everyone around me was super-cool and laid back and skinny and tan and volleyball-y, and I was just this neurotic kid who…

— Rachel Bloom

I have noticed when you get a bunch of dudes in a room together, and you just have one woman or two…

— Rachel Bloom

Being good at fashion and beauty and girly stuff has been such a point of insecurity for me; I'm not good at…

— Rachel Bloom

For myself, the way that I learned comedy was doing it live for four years, and only after doing sketch for four…

— Rachel Bloom

There is so much more to me than my parts and what I wear, what my clothes are.

— Rachel Bloom

I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be the most efficient delivery of…

— Rachel Bloom

Fashion has always been a source of stress for me because I don't know how to dress myself. I'm short-torsoed with big…

— Rachel Bloom

Most of my stuff hasn't gone viral. I have been successful on YouTube and I'm very proud of the stuff that I've…

— Rachel Bloom

The No. 1 thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence.

— Rachel Bloom

I'm married. I've been with my husband for six years. Now that I know what a healthy relationship is, I find I…

— Rachel Bloom

I think I have learned to really get out of the mathematical side of myself that looks at story and story structure…

— Rachel Bloom

I grew up in Southern California, and I particularly did not fit in. I always felt like a fish out of water…

— Rachel Bloom

When I graduated, I was director of my school's sketch comedy group, and I knew that I wanted to be writing and…

— Rachel Bloom

I feel like a lot of serious music lives in generalizations - 'Love is a flower,' 'The sky is so dark' -…

— Rachel Bloom

While actors are great and awesome, writers literally create new worlds from scratch. What is sexier than that? Personally, I don't know…

— Rachel Bloom

Only children are weird. The only children I know, including myself, are either superweird or very talented and special or a mix…

— Rachel Bloom

The number one thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence. Writers are thus the pinnacle of intelligence. While actors are great…

— Rachel Bloom

When we're obsessed with someone, it's never about them. It's about us hating ourselves. And that's generally the tone of a lot…

— Rachel Bloom

I've loved musical theater ever since I was a kid. My mother's a pianist, and my grandfather was an amateur theater director…

— Rachel Bloom

It feels like being a woman now gives you a slight advantage.

— Rachel Bloom