Comedy Quote by Rachel Bloom

Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.

— Rachel Bloom

There's so many confusing messages that you're being sent about being pretty but not too pretty, smart but not too smart, ambitious but in…

— Rachel Bloom

It's double talk and double standards. It's like, be honest, but don't be too honest. Look fresh-faced and young, but don't tell us how…

— Rachel Bloom

You see so many of these empowering songs where a woman saying, you know, I'm going to go out, I'm going to wear high…

— Rachel Bloom

We're all trying to be Beyonce and Sheryl Sandberg at the same time.

— Rachel Bloom

Everyone around me was super-cool and laid back and skinny and tan and volleyball-y, and I was just this neurotic kid who was singing…

— Rachel Bloom

I have noticed when you get a bunch of dudes in a room together, and you just have one woman or two women, the…

— Rachel Bloom

Being good at fashion and beauty and girly stuff has been such a point of insecurity for me; I'm not good at coming up…

— Rachel Bloom

For myself, the way that I learned comedy was doing it live for four years, and only after doing sketch for four years did…

— Rachel Bloom

There is so much more to me than my parts and what I wear, what my clothes are.

— Rachel Bloom

I think people like musicals. And when done with a modern comedic sensibility, musical comedy can be the most efficient delivery of both storytelling…

— Rachel Bloom

Fashion has always been a source of stress for me because I don't know how to dress myself. I'm short-torsoed with big boobs, and…

— Rachel Bloom