I never just slide through anything. I explore everything to the fullest, whether good or bad. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
In the cage there is food, not much, but there is food-outside are only great stretches of freedom. — Nicanor Parra Copy Share Image
My dad has no idea about football to be honest. It's quite funny, but it's nice too. — Ben White Copy Share Image
I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby. — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Back in medieval times, " I said, "we used oil of vitriol for its healing properties. No doubt that's why Commodus had… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I don't think that my work is actually effectively dealing with history. I think of my work as subsumed by history or… — Kara Walker Copy Share Image
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I was always a funny guy. I don't think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn't a funny guy… — Ron White Copy Share Image
KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I know i can, be what i wanna be, if i work hard at it, I'll be where i wanna be — Nas Copy Share Image
What I ought to do and what I feel like doing are seldom the same thing. — Elisabeth Elliot Copy Share Image
I have something else to ask you, to ask every American. I ask you to pray for this great nation. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. — Otto von Bismarck Copy Share Image
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The ideal photographic document would appear to be without author or art. — Lewis Baltz Copy Share Image
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Running away from any problem only increases the distance from a solution. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many To-morrows, my Love, my Love, There is only one To-day. — Joaquin Miller Copy Share Image
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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Happiness consists not of having, but of being. It is a warm glow of the heart at peace with itself. — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out". — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
