Funny Quote by Emo Philips

I was held hostage and almost executed by a man who was robbing us in the middle of the night.

— William Hurt

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

— Robert A. Heinlein

One day, after shooting, when I went back to my hotel room to relax, I just couldn't sleep. I had a feeling that someone…

— Ravi Babu

I could not have slept tonight if I had left that helpless little creature to perish on the ground.

— Abraham Lincoln

Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay…

— Darynda Jones

I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and colours scrapping in…

— Anonymous

I was dead inside.

— Lorraine Bracco

You know it was a really crazy night if you wake up in your own bed, but end up in a strangers house.

— Amanda Roberts

Sleeping alone seemed unnatural to me, and pitiful, something done in hospitals or when you're contagious.

— Barbara Kingsolver

I was actually alone in my apartment. I only got half way through it, I couldn't finish it, because reading it, the script was…

— Justin Long

I murdered a vagina once. I still wake up in the middle of the night, sweating, seeing its bleeding face.

— Nikhil Saluja

Wherever I went I felt like the last person awake in a room full of sleepers

— Tim Winton