Funny Quote by Shelly Laurenston

“So, what happened to your face?” Sara grabbed Miki by her T-shirt and jeans before she could dive over the counter at the Asian…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. “Sara, honey, you’ve got to let your toy go.” “Hey!” Zach snapped.”

— Shelly Laurenston

“All the girls stared at me with hatred in their eyes. It was a big drama that had to be acted out. But deep…

— Blake Nelson

“I turned to face Jen, who I could hear getting ready to rev up for a shriek, “If you squeee right now, I will…

— Christine Zolendz

“Good.” She seemed relieved, “They’re here.” She stood up and walked to the front of the parking lot just as four beautiful, tricked-out Choppers,…

— Shelly Laurenston

“I pulled Angie's bags out of the back. "Something occurred to me today while I was sitting by the river, throwing away a five-hundred-dollar…

— Anonymous

“She glanced down the hallway, but Angie didn’t want to go into the bedrooms. She didn’t want to see where Michael screwed his wife,…

— Karin Slaughter

“You must be Sara." Lucas extended his hand. Sara slipped her hand into Lucas's. "That's me. And you are?" "Lucas Parker, Kylie's boyfriend." Boyfriend?…

— C.C. Hunter

“Sara started choking. I turned toward her convulsions. "Sorry, " she whispered, her face bright red. "Some bullshit caught in my throat.”

— Rebecca Donovan

“When Angelina was returned, she was embarrassed to confess and admit that she hadn’t trusted her. “Why don’t you go see her, Giovanna?” suggested…

— Laurie Fabiano

“Who're you going with, then?" said Ron. "Angelina," said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment. "What?" said Ron, taken aback. "You've already asked…

— J.K. Rowling