Funny Quote by Dennis Miller Download Open image “The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board.” — Dennis Miller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny People
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I wonder if there will be a day where they were fucking sick of making calendars? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My day planner is a constant companion as my organizer. And shows me that I am, in fact, getting things done. — Stephanie Land Copy Share Image
“Do days exist without calendars? Does time pass when there are no human hands left to wind the clocks?” — Howard Koch Copy Share Image
We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
It is better to have a good painting with ten holes than ten bad paintings without any holes. — Edvard Munch Copy Share Image
There are more bogeys in the last nine holes of the U.S. Open than in any other tournament in God's creation. — Ray Floyd Copy Share Image
Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this." — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet! — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
