Life Quotes by Dennis Miller

Twitter! Never have lives been less lived and more chronicled!

— Dennis Miller

Never have lives less lived been more chronicled.

— Dennis Miller

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

— Dennis Miller

Everybody has to sell out at some point to make a living.

— Dennis Miller

It's your living room, it's your life, go nuts. You like Home Improvement? Tape it and go over it like it's the…

— Dennis Miller

Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What…

— Dennis Miller

There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and…

— Dennis Miller

I didn't know my Dad - he moved out early. And my mom's politics were kind of hardscrabble. She didn't think about…

— Dennis Miller

The way I've always governed my life as far as fiscal policy goes is I'm smart enough to know that I'm dumb…

— Dennis Miller

The very definition of the innate hollowness of leading a political life when you end up on your nearest and dearest moments…

— Dennis Miller

Only man is a narcissistic enough species to think that a highly evolved alien life force would travel across billions and billions…

— Dennis Miller

Hey Deion, Bubbelah - maybe you'd better pay a little less attention to those unfairly Draconian salary caps that only allowed you…

— Dennis Miller