Country Quotes by Dennis Miller

10 Country quotes by Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller’s take on country is wrapped up in ten pithy remarks, mixing humor with critique. The collection is small enough to skim quickly while still offering a clear sense of his attitude toward national topics.

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America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school.

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The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

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I love this country for several reasons, not the least of which is that I know I'm allowed to hate it if…

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I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party.

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I preume there are far too many abortions performed in this country. And I also believe that at the end of the…

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We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he…

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The Mexican people I know seem to respect the country in a way that many spoiled brats who were born here don't.…

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So who's the big red menace nowadays? Cuba. That's it? I'm sorry, but it's hard to whip up any us against them…

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Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I…

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Yeah, this country's founding fathers are a bunch of dead rich white men, but they did set things up so you could…

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Laughter is one of the great beacons in life because we don't refract it by gunning it through our intellectual prism. What makes us…

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It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark.

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Drop the veneer periodically and be like "OK, I'm an imperfect human. Let's try to get through this."

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I'm left on a lot of things. If two gay guys want to get married, I could care less. If a nut case from…

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American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel.

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Nowadays, with history not being taught anymore in American public schools, self-esteem is taking its place.

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I think abortion's wrong, but it's none of my business to tell somebody what's wrong, he said. So I'm pro-choice. I want to keep…

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Americans stick their nose where it doesn't belong more than Cyrano de Bergerac giving head.

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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

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Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.

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Somebody call Janet Reno - I think I just saw Donato dragging Doug Flutie into a locker room closet!

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I have sympathy for any human being that's driven by their limbic part of their brain. We all know that exists in a person.

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I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.

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There's a lot of differing data [about global warming], but as far as I can gather, over the last hundred years the temperature on…

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The good thing about Pittsburgh, it's a good place to be raised... it doesn't tolerate assholes. You're either a good guy or you're a…

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