Funny Quote by W. Edwards Deming Download Open image “A system must be managed. It will not manage itself.” — W. Edwards Deming ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love Manage Management
An administration, like a machine, does not create. It carries on. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery Copy Share Image
Management's job is to know which systems are stable and which are not. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
System is the best thing that anybody in System will ever do. But we still do other things. — John Dolmayan Copy Share Image
It is possible that people need to believe they are unmanaged if they are to be managed effectively. — John Kenneth Galbraith Copy Share Image
“If you could do this all the time without the system, you wouldn’t need the system.” — Harry Lorayne Copy Share Image
Absence of defects does not necessarily build business... Something more is required. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
In Japan, a company worker's position is secure. He is retrained for another job if his present job is eliminated by productivity improvement. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
It is a mistake to assume that if everybody does his job, it will be all right. The whole system may be in trouble. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
The only useful function of a statistician is to make predictions, and thus to provide a basis for action. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
Sub-optimization is when everyone is for himself. Optimization is when everyone is working to help the company. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
Rational behavior requires theory. Reactive behavior requires only reflex action. — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
A manager of people needs to understand that all people are different. This is not ranking people. He needs to understand that the performance… — W. Edwards Deming Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
