Humor Quote by steven wright

“It's hot rain and humid days and broken thermostats. It's screaming tea kettles and raging steam engines and wanting to take your clothes off…

— Tahereh Mafi

“...a gallon of condescension, upon everybody...”

— Charles Dickens

“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But imagine there’s this thing that always sits there in the room with you. And everyone knows it’s there and no one will ever…

— Patrick Ness

“A clean room is a creative outlet for making your room dirty again.”

— Christopher D. Votey

“There’s nothing like a good downpour to cool people off.”

— Paul Scott

“Two people occupying the same air. Nothing else in common. Just oxygen.”

— Dawn French

“If something bad smells in the basement, it will eventually make its way to the attic.”

— Anthony Liccione

“Two people who live their lives alone in rooms doing strange, gentle things can sometimes be together in the middle of a dangerous storm…

— Samantha Hunt

“If they don't want you to get inside they should build it better.”

— David Spell

“You are wet, and you are cold. You don’t like being cold. Therefore, I despise you being cold. I would go about murdering raindrops…

— Tessa Dare

“Venting, even just a little, keeps the apeshits away".”

— Suzanne Brockmann