Funny Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Garage Garage sale Humor
I think there's a bargain in every garage sale - not as much as there used to be, but they're still there. — Judith Miller Copy Share Image
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
“Kitty stopped the cart and put in two three-packs of paper towels. “Sale.” Sabine nodded. Was $2.49 a good price? To know if paper… — Ann Patchett Copy Share Image
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop? — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The closest bid ever in a showcase without getting it on the nose was only $2.00 away from the actual retail price.” — Stan Blits Copy Share Image
Everyone has a price, the important thing is to find out what it is. — Pablo Escobar Copy Share Image
The reason it seems that price is all your customers care about is that you haven't given them anything else to care about. — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
