“I wish I could bottle up my penis and sell it at a garage sale. But first I need to get a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Dating your exes again are just like shopping at your own garage sale. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“What's the light of Heaven look like on earth? Like sunlight streaming through clouds in the tackiest garage sale painting you ever… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
“The one thing I've learned about family skeletons is that they always have a way of finding the light of day and… — Brenda Pandos Copy Share Image
I used to buy everything at garage sales. It was hard to give up! I’d be like, ‘But this crazy sweater is… — Leighton Meester Copy Share Image
Sometimes I worry I'm not going to be the best parent because if my baby gets a skin fungus I might sell… — Sara Quin Copy Share Image
I think there's a bargain in every garage sale - not as much as there used to be, but they're still there. — Judith Miller Copy Share Image
Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales… — Amy Lee Copy Share Image
It's as if women are in a totally rigged race. A lot of men are driving souped-up, low-slung racing cars and we're… — Naomi Weisstein Copy Share Image
I remember going with my mom to a random garage sale as a kid and thinking what a cool treasure hunt that… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
When Elon was 17 and my daughter was 15, they really wanted to move to Canada, where my family is from. I… — Maye Musk Copy Share Image
Have you really read all those books in your room?” Alaska laughing- “Oh God no. I’ve maybe read a third of ‘em.… — John Green Copy Share Image
I think when you get interested in antiques, the most frustrating thing is that books don't have enough photos. When you go… — Judith Miller Copy Share Image
The American Dream has become a death sentence of drudgery, consumerism, and fatalism: a garage sale where the best of the human… — Zoltan Istvan Copy Share Image
“We're just like the antiques. We grow old and get scarred and beat up along the way, and the only question becomes… — Lynda Rutledge Copy Share Image
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
The Giants are usually described as rag tag, kind of a great garage sale team, and the Democrats are described as the… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Sully's, on South Prospect, was the quintessential biker-bar, complete with hefty, leather-clad Harley worshippers, and stringy-haired heroin-addicted women who made the rounds… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
The book is a uniquely durable object, one that can be fully enjoyed without being damaged. A book doesn't require fuel, food,… — Lewis Buzbee Copy Share Image
“What seems worst of all, though, is that even the leaders don't recognize this. The greatest danger of the whole mess is… — Zoltan Istvan Copy Share Image
The thing I'm obsessed with is really great bad paintings. I have a storage locker full of them and I want to… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It's funny how insomnia has a way of hauling faded memories up from the cellar of the mind, unearthing buried bits of… — Adam Young Copy Share Image
“The driver bumped his way through the door and plopped down Caitlyn’s “luggage.” Caitlyn watched Madame Snowe’s eyes go to it, widening… — Lisa Cach Copy Share Image
“I lit the candles and said out loud, “what am I waiting on? Someone to sell them in a garage sale for… — Paula Heller Garland Copy Share Image
Even as a 10-year-old, I remember trying to explain to my mother and stepfather how upset and frustrated a messy room made… — Nate Berkus Copy Share Image
I was depressed, but that was a side issue. This was more like closing up shop, or, say, having a big garage… — Jane Smiley Copy Share Image
“Besides shopping at garage sales, I love hosting garage sales. Every year my mom and I dig through our houses and find… — Jen Mann Copy Share Image
I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.' — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“On one level my attention was intently focused on her voice and story. On another level I - it was if my… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
My mom passed on her obsession of all things antique or vintage. I love to go thrift store shopping or explore any… — Zoey Deutch Copy Share Image
Some kids spent their allowance going to see 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom'; I spent mine on a great-looking lamp… — Nate Berkus Copy Share Image
“As he looked around at this boneyard of uselessness, Nick Slate had a simple idea. An idea that would not only change… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I have an unusual hobby: I collect pictures of people I don't know. It started when I was a kid growing up… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
When was the last time you bought an American-made radio or television? If you're Gen X or younger, the answer is 'never.'… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
