Garage sale Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent it out so it gets returned to me…

— Jarod Kintz

“Now I don’t know if you’ve ever paid attention, but the garage at the mall is like a rapist’s wet dream .”

— William Todd RoseRose

“Please, allow me a moment to put my penis back where it belongs. I should never have taken it out of its plastic wrapping…

— Jarod Kintz

“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to…

— Christina Lauren

“An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up some women.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you really need a tool from the garage, don't send you teenage son to get it.”

— Frederick Coxen

“I’m going into my bedroom so I can get my own toy out. This is getting to be too much for me. I’m a…

— Anonymous

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Besides shopping at garage sales, I love hosting garage sales. Every year my mom and I dig through our houses and find a bunch…

— Jen Mann

“Have you heard the saying, 'sex sells'? Well, I'm the supplier.”

— Lyra Parish