Funny Quote by P. J. O'Rourke Download Open image “Germans respond well to lies. At least, they always have historically.” — P. J. O'Rourke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Germany Humor Humorous Lying Wells
I would rather not tell you here things which every German has at heart. — Albert Speer Copy Share Image
German people get very uptight if you mention World War II. Germans today feel that what's past is past, new generations don't really remember… — Donna Summer Copy Share Image
The Germans are like women, you can scarcely ever fathom their depths - they haven't any. — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
“It is much easier to believe lies than the truth." "Why?" asked Janna. "Because lies are manufactured to satisfy the emotions. A mother would… — Hilda Van Stockum Copy Share Image
A German is someone who cannot tell a lie without believing it himself. — Theodor Adorno Copy Share Image
We Germans have learned from history. We are a peace-loving, freedom-loving people. There is only one place for us in the world: at the… — Helmut Kohl Copy Share Image
Nazi propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels once remarked that if a lie is told often enough people will begin to see the lie as truth. — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
Germans have an understanding of history and cannot allow themselves to forget it. It may be a curse, but in some ways, it's a… — Simon Rattle Copy Share Image
After the war, Germany fully confessed to all its dirty tricks. It's necessary to is draw a line under the past, even if people… — Lech Walesa Copy Share Image
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do… — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
I wish I could say that we Germans have learned from our history once and for all, but I cannot say that when hatred… — Frank-Walter Steinmeier Copy Share Image
In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
So-called Western Civilization, as practised in half of Europe, some of Asia and a few parts of North America, is better than anything else… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It was Ronald Reagan who used to say that the 10 most frightening words in the English language are, "I'm from the federal government,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Gun violence has cost us too many political leaders, and hardly ever the worst ones. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Pete Seeger is a modest, unassuming, cheerful, and kind-natured man. He's a good folk singer, if you can stand folk singing. And he's such… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a 'learning experience.' Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I've… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
