Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.

— Steven Wright

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! -

— Anonymous

Today I sent out a text saying, Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it? 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Wheres my freaking phone?! and it answers, Im here! Under your jacket!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car.

— Jack Lemmon

Just because you're home, you don't have to answer the phone.

— Suzy Becker

Anyone who dials a phone while driving is flirting with death. And anyone who texts while driving is insane.

— Martin Cooper

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your bed!

— Kollkid

There's random people calling my phone: 'Your mother gave me your number.' My mother has tried to set me up so many times long-distance.

— Yvonne Orji

But I have a driver, so I can return calls while I'm in the car.

— Donna Shalala

The kinda person to call your phone and ask for another unknown person. You say he's got the wrong number then he says, oh,…

— Epifania Savea

“Have I become the girl who waits by the phone, hoping it will ring, who asks a friend to dial her number to make…

— Candace Bushnell