Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

— Steven Wright

What I envisioned back in the 1970s was this thing you would wear as 'glass' over your right eye, and you could see the…

— Steve Mann

At the eye doctor...Doctor: Please read the lowest line you can. Me: Made in China.

— Anonymous

In the 19th century the anatomy of the eye was known in great detail and the sophisticated mechanisms it employs to deliver an accurate…

— Michael Behe

Isn't it a shame military doctors couldn't be as good as military sunglasses?

— Pat Conroy

I'm an ER doctor, period. I look at a problem with a certain lens: very action-oriented, very results-oriented.

— Raul Ruiz

“Those early spectacles were called roidi da ogli, meaning “disks for the eyes.” Thanks to their resemblance to lentil beans—lentes in Latin—the disks themselves…

— Steven Johnson

That cactus went right through my eye. It left my eye flat. They took me to a doctor, and he said, 'We'll have to…

— Bernard Jensen

If you see someone on a plane with an eye mask, sleeping, that's probably me, because that's pretty much where I live.

— Ronna McDaniel

I learned quickly at Columbia that the only eye that mattered was the one on the camera.

— Gene Tierney

I work through Kaenon with my sunglasses because they're prescription.

— Joe Maddon

was a clear, pale blue like the eyes of a Siberian husky dog. Human beings just didn't have eyes like that.

— Laurell K. Hamilton