Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Witty
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Some people are mistaken, they think birds need feed to survive, but they don't. The main reason to feed birds is to enjoy them. — Maggie Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
“Birds eating birds” sounds like a sleazy talk-show topic, but in this case I’m referring to feeding your parakeet chicken and turkey meat.” — Nikki Moustaki Copy Share Image
No bird casts the seed on land to grow food for itself, nor do beasts plough and enclose fields claiming - this is mine,… — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bird eat it and they leave it. Fowls eat it Goats love to play with it. — Peter Tosh Copy Share Image
For a taste that's a bit more distinct, eat a bird before it's extinct. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
The early bird catches the worm. But I have never been one for worms. I am not sure what the late bird catches but… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
In my garden, which is a big garden, I have one part that is my bird garden, and every morning, 365 days a year,… — Barbara Mandrell Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
