Food Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it!”

— Monica DiNatale

“You're nuttier than a jar of peanut butter.”

— Nicola Marsh

“It was through eavesdropping that I learned that you could buy fresh peanut butter at Whole Foods from a machine that grinds it in…

— Mindy Kaling

“Who uses crunchy peanut butter?” he asked the room. “You might as well eat squirrel shit.”

— Michael Thomas Ford

“Life is like a peanut M&M; starts out smooth and sweet, but cracks gradually appear, and eventually you're left nothing but nuts!”

— Fox Brison

“What is the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, exactly?” Tess asked, pursing her lips. Erin knew it was her attempt at making light…

— Jenny Lyn

“You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man’s peanut butter.”

— Stacey Marie Brown

Before they had crunchy peanut butter, I would put peanuts in the creamy peanut butter.

— Jim Harbaugh

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl

— Selena Gomez

“A wise man once said, 'Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

— Miranda Kenneally

“We make reality our own, handle it until it is soft as pressed butter.”

— Lauren Oliver

“God, forget peanut butter and jelly. There is no better combination than a dirty mouth and sexy suit.”

— Vi Keeland