Funny Quote by Erma Bombeck

What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why…

— Erma Bombeck

No One Diets on Thanksgiving.

— Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions:…

— Stephen Colbert

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

— P. J. O'Rourke

The Thanksgiving tradition is, we gorge. Hey, what about at Thanksgiving we simply consume a considerable measure? However we do that consistently! Goodness. Imagine…

— Jim Gaffigan

Thanksgiving is every day because in this physical body you can spring into eternal paradise.

— Roger Delano Hinkins

“We celebrate together, and that makes sense. And we don’t just gather, we eat. This wasn’t always so. The federal government first thought to…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

Thanksgiving is really a holiday that allows us all, if only for a day, to stop what we're doing and consider the wonderful people…

— Trish Regan

The standard reason for Thanksgiving doesn't mean nothing to me.

— John Henrik Clarke

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.

— Ayn Rand

The fall season brings Thanksgiving and the beginning of the holiday season. Sharing meals with family and friends are a key element of this…

— Margaret Cuomo

I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.

— Howie Mandel