Funny Quote by Bill Maher

What was a problem was the excessive amount of media attention to the appointment of the first woman and everything she did. Everywhere that…

— Sandra Day O'Connor

But I do mean to say, I have heard her declare, When at the same moment she had on a dress Which cost five…

— William Allen Butler

The First Lady asked me how many people passed through the White House on tours. When I told her thousands did, she said they…

— Clark Clifford

“Indeed, it costs more. CNN reports that Hillary and Bill collected $153 million in speaking fees between 2001 and 2015. Ken Starr, according to…

— P.J. O'Rourke

“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…

— Jay Leno

Over the course of 20 years that I've been at NBC, I have never seen the amount of money I make reported correctly by…

— Matt Lauer

“a year ago, she’d been on the verge of appearing on American Idol, but the producers said they were over their quota for brunettes.…

— Katie Graykowski

“Not worth it," Cheryl decreed, "been there, done that, got the fuckin' t-shirt and it didn't fit so I threw the motherfucker out.”

— Kristen Ashley

“popular in the 1800s, people hadn’t begun to equate scent with sex. However, Marissa doubted that an ad campaign would be built around ankle-length…

— Jeffrey Marks

There's no hiding a mistake or blaming someone else in an NFL locker room. By contrast, President Donald Trump has always survived by avoiding…

— Colin Allred

Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a…

— David Letterman

Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for…

— Jay Leno