If some people are right, artists are put into this world not to practice their art, but to talk about it. And… — Ethel Smyth Copy Share Image
If I apply myself to rap, I'm gonna be the best rapper alive. If I apply myself to comedy, I'm going to… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
I would start off with a lively rag, then would come a ballad, followed by a comedy song and a novelty number,… — Sophie Tucker Copy Share Image
“I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
“The amount of educational programming on television today is simply desensitizing. The only reason left to go to school is to see… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
If men are from mars-- women are from Marsh- The Marshmallow-- Sees they wallow --gulped-- Cupid strikes--on the dykes !!!!! — Rajendra Kumar Copy Share Image
“...the day shit is worth money, poor people will be born without an asshole” — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“BUSY old fool, unruly Sun, Why dost thou thus, Through windows, and through curtains, call on us?” — John Donne Copy Share Image
“I nipped little kisses along his jawline. God, I just couldn't keep my hands or lips off of him. "God, you are… — Tish Thawer Copy Share Image
“Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Aren’t they supposed to be hiring someone else to train me full-time anyway ?” “Yes,” he said, getting up and pulling her… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My portrayal of Fagin was all to do with my experience in comedy and revue. — Ron Moody Copy Share Image
“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there.… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in pain. Stupid beautiful sunrise in stupid Elf World.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It is pitiful working in the industry and I see the flaws all the time. Though, if I have to watch something,… — Victor Banerjee Copy Share Image
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of… — Alan King Copy Share Image
“Come on, Eden, don't be naive. Demonic children are a dime a dozen in Netherworld. Need I mention Children of the Corn?… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
Reading 'Youth in Revolt' might have ruined my career because suddenly I wanted to abandon all the emotional truth of something and… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
“Falling in love is like that: you always feel like a dumbass at some point, even if you know it‘s coming —… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“The Correspondence-School Instructor Says Goodbye to His Poetry Students Goodbye, lady in Bangor, who sent me snapshots of yourself, after definitely hinting… — Galway Kinnell Copy Share Image
“Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
I believe if I make God angry one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
If you really love someone, you shouldn't have to work at it, you finish each others' sentences and have the same sense… — Vanessa Hudgens Copy Share Image
When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Arik didn’t know how long he’d been in hell. Time was one never-ending, no-lube f&*k when you were in the dark and… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“How funny.” I say flatly. “and I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.” His laugh… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am! ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
My favorite comedians are just presenting an argument, and they're doing it in a funny way. — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
We give it up and just look directly with compassion and humor at who we are. Then loneliness is no threat and… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
I'm very observational in my comedy and what I create with the characters that I'm blessed to play. I don't believe comedy… — Michael Dapaah Copy Share Image
![“You're right [Joshua], I have taught you nothing. I could teach you nothing. Everything that you needed to know was already there. You simply needed the word for it. Some need Kali and Shiva to destroy the world so they may see past the illusion to divinity in them, others need Krishna to drive…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/690/christopher-moore-353_buddhism_you-re-right-joshua-i-have-taught-you-no_314308.jpg)
