What I wanted to do was the comedy, and I found that. I found my bliss, I think. — Riaad Moosa Copy Share Image
“Kenzie took two staggering steps backward, staring at the feeline as if in a daze. "O-kay," she breathed, shaking her head slightly.… — julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“Wow Kelsey!" Kishan whistled. "I'm going to have to beat the other guys of with a stick!” — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“I had a few glasses of wine at lunch. just the little bottle Sutter Home 4-pack from the party store. Kept it… — Karl Welzein Copy Share Image
“Man, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably out… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“...You agreed we would be fearless together. I’m gonna need you to keep your promise,” Haley said a little loudly. Falon’s office… — Robin Alexander Copy Share Image
Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“If you're asking all this because of Wendell, forget it. Wendell has a few marbles missing when it comes to women." I… — Francisco X. Stork Copy Share Image
It's always been said that comedy comes mostly out of the dark side anyway. — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Funnily enough, I did a play called 'Jumpy' on the West End before I did 'Divergent,' and there was an essence of… — Ben Lloyd-Hughes Copy Share Image
I'm just funny enough as a comedian to know I'm not good enough to be a comedian. — John Popper Copy Share Image
“That's a sweet piece," said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. "You didn't snatch that off a street." "No," said Locke, before… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“Or you can fake your own death," Bill suggested. "Because really, that's the most cathartic resolution—if all your friends and family think… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
Ways to her heart: Sweet compliments, funny humor, and getting to know her on a deeper level. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Comedy can be destructive, and still very, very funny. But if I can do something that is fun to watch and critical… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
“When the football team was down I just told some jokes and got them laughing their butts off." -Chris Pratt” — Joe Allan Copy Share Image
“All pomp and show.” Anjali’s glare at the house would’ve exploded bricks if she’d had superhuman powers. “A fat cow needs a… — Nicola Marsh Copy Share Image
To a lady, Me: My logic of love, is that love is blind. Will you please show me where the heart is?… — Devynald Morrison Copy Share Image
I have to say that my background in comedy, of performing live, has been such a great foundation for what we do… — Lauren Ash Copy Share Image
“Meaning, yes -- I don't really exist except on the page or in the back of your brain. But if you think… — Kyle Michel Sullivan Copy Share Image
“There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of something else… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Shield me, kind heaven, what an inundation of impertinence is here coming upon us!” — John Vanbrugh Copy Share Image
It is hard enough to be good at all, but to be good in comedy speaks for your character. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
When you see a culture where the intellectual architects of the invasion are not shamed for their behavior but rewarded within the… — John Cusack Copy Share Image
“We forgot to get sheets," Danny said. "And dish-towels... I don't own a single dish-towel!" Kevin added his own problems. "And bathroom… — Failte Copy Share Image
“Lafayette was a splendid man...with a marvelous, self-depreciating sense of humor. He was, for example, balding noticeably when he reached an Indian… — Harlow Giles Unger Copy Share Image
“I must say the efficiency of this nation in condemning a man is simply astounding. - Margrave Royston” — Jaida Jones Copy Share Image
I wasn't necessarily looking to do comedy on TV, but I don't think it's an accident that I ended up on 'Community.' — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
“How can you sleep at a time like this?” she asked, but the only answer was a low snore. She looked at… — John Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Of all records, Chase, Some Girls! It was in a clutch of the most horrendous crap, J. Geils Band, Sniff 'n' the… — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image
