Football team Quote by Joe Allan

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell short. Aaron…

— Jane Harper

“Life's a joke, so laugh while it's still funny.”

— Imkje Dongelmans

“I had no idea he thought he was funny, tried to be funny, or actually is funny until he made me laugh so hard…

— Jarod Kintz

“How can you guys do this?” Cotton paces back and forth. “How can you act like everything is okay when these people are doing…

— Victoria Scott

“The best jokes in life, are the lies that have come out of your mouth”

— Melinda

“I was there laughing and joking with everyone else, but it’s like there was some part of me standing back, watching, thinking, “Is this…

— Margaret Peterson Haddix

“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that your sense…

— Mira Grant

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums…

— Joan Rivers

“They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.”

— Bob Monkhouse

“Fuck em if they can't take a joke”

— Anonymous