Birthday cake Quote by Jim Gaffigan

Pie can’t compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it’s a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody’s drunk in the…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Easy as cake." "Pie." "Yeah. I can't make pie. My cousin got all the baking genes, but if it comes out of a box…

— Vivi Andrews

There's certain cakes you've got to have, maybe a pie here and there. But I know to not do it as much.

— Biz Markie

Give everyone a chance to have a piece of the pie. If the pie's not big enough, make a bigger pie.

— Dave Thomas

“People I had never seen before flocked in, their faces showing a longing you never saw for cake. People's eyes lit up for a…

— Judith Fertig

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

— Hilary Swank

You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it.

— Zygmunt Bauman

There's nothing better than cake but more cake.

— Harry S. Truman

“If you are baking a pie for your friends, and you read an article entitled 'How to Build a Chair' instead of a cookbook,…

— Lemony Snicket

You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.

— Miguel de Cervantes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?

— Lisa Loeb

I can make cookies and do easy stuff. Pies are very specific and hard to do well though.

— Keri Russell