“You got me a birthday cake. It was pink. I smashed it into the ceiling.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday… — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. — Walter Lord Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be.” — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
We was going to get you a birthday cake, but we figured you'd drop it. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Death and life are, for most of us, too complex to comprehend, but Alex Lemon can pretty casually, accurately, and marvelously correlate… — Brenda Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
I landed in Indianapolis on my 17th birthday. There to greet me was my new American family, the Bakers. I had barely… — Morten Andersen Copy Share Image
“When my phone rang at the bakery, this usually meant someone wanted to order a birthday cake. When Brock’s rang at the… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You look…” he shook his head looking her up and down, “You look delicious. If I don’t get you out of here,… — J.B. McGee Copy Share Image
“Everyone takes the picture of the kid with the birthday cake on his face," he said once. "Wait for the unexpected. That's… — corrine jackson Copy Share Image
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
“A tofu birthday cake dosn't wreak a marriage; but if you cut the tofu into lewd shapes, you are probably asking for… — Michael Lee West Copy Share Image
“You are everything that’s ever been my favorite thing,” she wanted to tell him. “You are my love song, my birthday cake,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Winter is the king of showmen, Turning tree stumps into snowmen And houses into birthday cakes And spreading sugar over lakes. Smooth… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
There was a table laid with jellies and trifles, with a party hat beside each place, and a birthday cake with seven… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You can ask me why I need you, but I don’t know. I just know that I do … I miss you,… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Rich people can be generous, even the ones with bloodcurdling political views can be generous, but most believe in generosity on their… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“ To Harry James Potter ,’” he read, and Harry’s insides contracted with a sudden excitement, “‘ I leave the Snitch he… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“At five minutes to five,Jim walked into Mary's office, wearing his gray sweater and balancing four pieces of birthday cake on two… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family. It was in Godric’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My son was something of a disciple of flying things. On his bedroom wall were posters of fighter planes and wild birds.… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
“Hermione made purple and gold streamers erupt from the end of her wand and drape themselves artistically over the trees and bushes.… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Her death the dividing mark: Before and After. And though it’s a bleak thing to admit all these years later, still I’ve… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
“Birthdays were wretched, delicious things when you lived in Beau Rivage. The clock stuck midnight, and presents gave way to magic. Curses… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To have candles on her birthday cake. Can't have her making a wish for a better nigga… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
