Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“At five minutes to five,Jim walked into Mary's office, wearing his gray sweater and balancing four pieces of birthday cake on two… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“although it was not like birthday cake because Iris didn’t get to pick what kind she wanted, and there were no candles… — Angela Scipioni Copy Share Image
“You are everything that’s ever been my favorite thing,” she wanted to tell him. “You are my love song, my birthday cake,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday… — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She fell asleep within minutes, unaware that the rain that had been falling since evening had turned to sleet, or that the… — Sharon Sala Copy Share Image
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
“ To Harry James Potter ,’” he read, and Harry’s insides contracted with a sudden excitement, “‘ I leave the Snitch he… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
When you cut your Birthday cake this year, we want you to count your blessings and friends, not the gifts and phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, perhaps she had a little of his pride. She’d certainly found plenty when he was making her sound like some lofty… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
“Wishing is merely a quiet way to spend one’s time before the candles are extinguished on one’s birthday cake” — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“My son was something of a disciple of flying things. On his bedroom wall were posters of fighter planes and wild birds.… — Kevin Brockmeier Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
“The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be.” — Rysa Walker Copy Share Image
Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!” Nine-year-old Frank Hardy looked at his brother, Joe, and laughed as… — Franklin W. Dixon Copy Share Image
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
