I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung Copy Share Image
So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
The waterfront without the Ferry Tower would be like a birthday cake without a candle. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
All her life she had wanted to squeeze the toothpaste really squeeze it,not just one little squirt...The paste coiled and swirled and… — Beverly Cleary Copy Share Image
I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality was a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
When you cut your Birthday cake this year, we want you to count your blessings and friends, not the gifts and phone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You have a delicious round birthday cake. How many equal-sized pieces can you cut the cake into by making only three straight… — Zack Guido Copy Share Image
“although it was not like birthday cake because Iris didn’t get to pick what kind she wanted, and there were no candles… — Angela Scipioni Copy Share Image
“The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
“Rich people can be generous, even the ones with bloodcurdling political views can be generous, but most believe in generosity on their… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Celebration is the sparkle in the eye of the one who glows. It is the song that plays in the house of… — Tehya Sky Copy Share Image
When I'm about to blow the candles on my birthday cake and everybody is telling me I must make a wish, I… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I miss you, Eleanor. I want to be with you all the time. You’re the smartest girl I’ve ever met, and the… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I saw the world I had walked since my birth and I understood how fragile it was, that the reality I knew… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!” Nine-year-old Frank Hardy looked at his brother, Joe, and laughed as… — Franklin W. Dixon Copy Share Image
“Birthdays were wretched, delicious things when you lived in Beau Rivage. The clock stuck midnight, and presents gave way to magic. Curses… — Sarah Cross Copy Share Image
“She fell asleep within minutes, unaware that the rain that had been falling since evening had turned to sleet, or that the… — Sharon Sala Copy Share Image
“We end up at an outdoor paintball course in Jersey. A woodsy, rural kind of place that’s probably brimming with mosquitos and… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I wish I hadn't met you in the rain: it comes every winter. I wish you hadn't told me your favorite wine:… — Karl Kristian Flores Copy Share Image
“He took a napkin-wrapped package out of the bag and offered it to her. “Also,” he added, “I make a mean cheese… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Why not? Why can’t we have fun and embrace life? Why is it so important to change into a new person just… — Melody Anne Copy Share Image
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around… — Yotam Ottolenghi Copy Share Image
“Well, perhaps she had a little of his pride. She’d certainly found plenty when he was making her sound like some lofty… — Sabrina Jeffries Copy Share Image
“A cake for all is not a celebration of one. Cupcakes are the ultimate birthday cake.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Birthday Soup is good to eat, but not as good as Birthday Cake.” — Else Holmelund Minarik Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“It seems unfair to give credit where credit is due simply because one lacks a certain number of candles on one's birthday… — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted… — Faina Ranevskaya Copy Share Image
Telling me to relax or smile when I'm angry is like bringing a birthday cake into an ape sanctuary. You're just asking… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“Sugared cheese?" I was skeptical. - "I ate the vegan birthday cake," Dorin noted. "Trust me, this will be a treat by… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
