Birthday Quote by Francis Download Open image “A wise man makes sure that his wif's birthday cake is short one candle.” — Francis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Birthday cake Wisdom Wise man
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
Happy birthday to the Dad that is hotter than the candles on his cake. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
“Wow," I remarked to an older man who had just turned away from a group. "That's what I call a birthday cake. You think… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“It seems unfair to give credit where credit is due simply because one lacks a certain number of candles on one's birthday cake.” — Kirby Larson Copy Share Image
On your Birthday today, why don't you light one candle instead of blowing it out? May that candle bring you the light of good… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why this candle? Why this cake? The day of my birth is not today. I was born when you said, 'Hey.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner — Francis Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place! — Francis Copy Share Image
I trusted you, I didnt cheat on you, I loved you with all my heart. Why couldnt you do the same ? — Francis Copy Share Image
Niggas, just cause you have a dick, dont mean you gotta act like one. -From, Every Girl. — Francis Copy Share Image
If they cheated on you once, you best believe they will cheat on you again. — Francis Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much… — LilBear Copy Share Image
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
