Birthday cake Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday cake Cake Fire Funny Humor Last year Lasts My birthday Prairie Years
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hahah my first birthday damn I wish I remmebeed what that cake tasted like — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday. — Molly Sims Copy Share Image
“My birthday is in March, and that year it fell during an especially bright spring week, vivid and clear in the narrow residential streets… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“For eight years I dreamed of fire. Trees ignited as I passed them; oceans burned. The sugary smoke settled in my hair as I… — Vanessa Diffenbaugh Copy Share Image
Like a lot of kids, I had a Superman cake or different theme cakes, but then I hit the age where I think my… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
May you live to be as old as the number of Instagram pictures you took of your birthday cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“At five minutes to five,Jim walked into Mary's office, wearing his gray sweater and balancing four pieces of birthday cake on two plates. He put the plates down on Mary's empty desk and glanced at the doorway to Nick's office. "Where's Mary?" he asked. "She left almost an hour ago," Lauren said. "She said to tell you that the nearest… — Judith McNaught Copy Share
“Josiah became King of Judah at the age of eight. Joan of Arc led the French Army at nineteen. King Tut led all of… — Rebecca Gober Copy Share Image
“although it was not like birthday cake because Iris didn’t get to pick what kind she wanted, and there were no candles or anything… — Angela Scipioni Copy Share Image
“You are everything that’s ever been my favorite thing,” she wanted to tell him. “You are my love song, my birthday cake, the sound of ocean waves and French words and a baby’s laugh. You’re a snow angel, crème brulée, a kaleidoscope filled with glitter. I love you and you’ll never catch up, because I’ve gotten a head start and… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share
“She couldn’t take her eyes from the dancing flame. No, this was so wrong. Candles should be used for meditation…for romance. Or on a birthday cake at least. So where was the cake? The present? The song? As he stepped closer to her—as the damned flame got way too close—she started singing. “Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me…”… — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share
I hate when girls wear to much makeup, it looks like they smashed their face into a five year old girl's birthday cake. — Joseph Tanis Ceballos Copy Share Image
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Wishing, like sipping a glass of punch, or pulling aside a bearskin rug in order to access a hidden trapdoor in the floor, is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She fell asleep within minutes, unaware that the rain that had been falling since evening had turned to sleet, or that the roads were becoming impassable. As she slept, she began to dream, but instead of a continuous scene, it consisted of images flashing through her mind, like looking at old pictures in an album. Cat was sitting at the… — Sharon Sala Copy Share
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with… — Hayden Panettiere Copy Share Image
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani Copy Share Image
