Birthday cake Quote by Anonymous

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

— Bob Hope

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake.

— Bette Davis

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical…

— Faina Ranevskaya

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

— Anonymous

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

— Jerry Seinfeld

Some candles are $40, and you burn them for two days and they're done.

— Carole Radziwill

It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

— Anonymous

Bob Hope said: 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' And while this quote is generally amusing, it…

— Gyles Brandreth

“It seems unfair to give credit where credit is due simply because one lacks a certain number of candles on one's birthday cake.”

— Kirby Larson

A few years ago, I got to a point where I realised that the only way you can tell someone's age is how they…

— Rob Lowe

Blowing out the candles on another birthday cake.

— Danny Gokey

“The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.”

— Donna Lynn Hope