“Time crawls when you are bored; walks when you are occupied; runs when you are busy; but flies when you are having… — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. — Asheya Copy Share Image
“Children are genius in the matters of making life fun and in the matters of making life unbearable, the adults are genius!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
