Fun quotes Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fun quotes Funny Funny facebook status
I was told I was having people over and to get my room cleaned. So I knew what that meant just take everything and… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Well I guess I'll go clean my room, I mean just go throw everything in the closet... — Kevin Mccarty Copy Share Image
Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a bigger mess, or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A clean room is a creative outlet for making your room dirty again.” — Christopher D. Votey Copy Share Image
Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The… — James Altucher Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's not about the mess you made, but about how you clean it up. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
But the path you end up on means that you have to close a lot of doors, too. — John Slattery Copy Share Image
The mindless junk of your past crowds out opportunities and sets pointless limitations. Move out the junk, and you create room for the rest… — Merlin Mann Copy Share Image
The path you end up on means that you have to close a lot of doors, too. — John Slattery Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Time crawls when you are bored; walks when you are occupied; runs when you are busy; but flies when you are having fun.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know..… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. — Asheya Copy Share Image
“Children are genius in the matters of making life fun and in the matters of making life unbearable, the adults are genius!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and 10+ years… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image