Birthday Quote by Bob Hope Download Open image “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” — Bob Hope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Birthday Getting old
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Some candles are $40, and you burn them for two days and they're done. — Carole Radziwill Copy Share Image
Bob Hope said: 'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.' And while this quote is generally amusing, it… — Gyles Brandreth Copy Share Image
So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I spend hundreds of pounds a year on candles and it is such a waste of money. It is burning cash whatever way you… — Kate Thornton Copy Share Image
“The more candles on my cake means I get a little more exercise in blowing them out.” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
I have way too many candles. Theres always a candle burning at home. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
I have way too many candles. There's always a candle burning at home. — Erin Heatherton Copy Share Image
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Candles are good as long as you're not me and you don't fall asleep and your house burns down. — Daniel Johns Copy Share Image
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you. In Hollywood the weatherman gets a shooting schedule from all the major studios and then figures out where he can fit in a little rain without upsetting Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer too much. — Bob Hope Copy Share
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff… — Sarah Wright Copy Share Image
Spiritually, life is a festival, a celebration. Joy is of the essence of life; — Agnivesh Copy Share Image
Here is your third gift from Me once again..I had a fourth gift it was about me making a video telling you how much of a best friend you are and how I love you, but I deleted it when you told me you couldn't be on here anymore..but anyways I love you! ;) Happy B-Lated Birthday once again ;) — LilBear Copy Share
To divide one's life by years is of course to tumble into a trap set by our own arithmetic. The calendar consents to carry… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday To Me,I just turned twenty three(23),I want a new Puppy, And I'll name it Julie:) Chocolate cake anyone all I have leftover,,,… — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
I've always taken care of myself, and I'm a non-conformist, so I don't accept the negativity that comes with birthdays. — Rob Van Dam Copy Share Image
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going… — Jimmy John Liautaud Copy Share Image
I got Mary pregnant and man that's all she wrote. And for my 19th birthday, I got a union card and a factory coat. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
