“Just be careful that your determination doesn’t turn into your fanaticism.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I remember seeing McCoy Tyner in concert, and thinking that the music was incredible, but wanting to be invited in. I figured… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
“The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The… — Heather Hill Copy Share Image
This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did, and it was a load off of my mind.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think I might like you funny huh. yeah really funny. but do i? I guess ill never know — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?” — Carol Maloney Scott Copy Share Image
Ego is hilarious - especially the vanity of a comedian. As soon as you see one start worrying about how cool he… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I tried to have a cookie, and this girl said, "I'm mailing those cookies to my friend." So I couldn't have one.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know?… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
Sometimes you're not getting the laughs you want or at the place you want but that doesn't mean it's not funny. It… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
Fun is going to enhance interest, because people don't feel incompetent when they're having fun. — Matthew Richter Copy Share Image
It seems like it has kind of taken off where people are saying 'oh it's a female character' and it just kind… — Eiji Aonuma Copy Share Image
One should as a rule respect public opinion in so far as is necessary to avoid starvation and to keep out of… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
When I realised I had a facility for humour, I latched on to it, and it gave me confidence and I built… — Catherine Tate Copy Share Image
“Belatedly, Clary recalled something. "I thought you guys said only some of the vampire bikes could fly?"...[Jace:]"Only some of them can!" "How… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Hopping over the side of the couch I landed on top of him. "My bones are so heavy! I don't think I… — Nicole Hamlett Copy Share Image
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
You can't teach a person to be funny unless you teach him how to swipe someone else's material. To be a success… — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I think that in any role you have, whether TV or film, it's hard to do comedy and drama within one story. — Callie Thorne Copy Share Image
Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark… — Bill Forsyth Copy Share Image
“Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
“Now I know thinking is not your strong suit, but look on the bright side, at least you'll have this little puzzler… — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
I'm really silly. That's the thing that people don't get. I think I'm a stronger comedic actress than I am a dramatic… — Taraji P. Henson Copy Share Image
People like to have fun and they like to laugh. And when you laugh, it's much easier to convince people and they… — Mechai Viravaidya Copy Share Image
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
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