“Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“What you don't know may not hurt you, but what you don't remember always does.” — Gerald M. Weinberg Copy Share Image
The whole point of real comedy is that you can say something that is true, and by being funny, you can make… — Dave Rubin Copy Share Image
“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
“That's Bill Brady. He goes through months of withdrawal after football season is over. In order to cope with football withdrawal, he'll… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“It was nice of her to want to believe the best about me. People tend to do that with the strangers they're… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
“I like visiting people in prison. I can say whatever I want to them, and they can’t do anything about it.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I'm writing a political comedy that takes place in Canada in Quebec. It's funny. Saying political comedy is a little redundant but… — Philippe Falardeau Copy Share Image
The main characteristics of effective leadership are intelligence, integrity or loyalty, mystique, humor, discipline, courage, self sufficieny and confidence. — James Fisher Copy Share Image
I was inspired by comedy channels. I loved that they got to do sketches and could be funny and crude and make… — Eva Gutowski Copy Share Image
“Baking was a science, precise, just mix it all together and let the oven do the work. But actually cooking, she couldn’t… — Allie Burke Copy Share Image
There's no point fast-tracking performers on to TV before they're ready. In comedy especially, you need experience to be able to react… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I think the combination of action and the combination of comedy are two really, really good genres to meld together. — Neal H. Moritz Copy Share Image
“Well, it just goes to show you,” the inventor said as he flipped through the pages of notes and ideas, “It is… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
I think I write my comedy to - a lot of it is to make my parents laugh. I want them to… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“You know what your problem is? You got too many scruples. One or two is okay, but you get too many of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Nature has a lot to offer.But she finds her self in a cruel world.That is why there is misunderstanding and you have… — Emmanel Oppong Copy Share Image
The things we laugh at are awful while they are going on, but get funny when we look back. And other people… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Ben starts. "I Spy with my little eye something I really like." "Oh I know," Radar says. "It's the taste of balls."… — John Green Copy Share Image
Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world's pain and escape it. — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
I probably wouldn't have pursued comedy further if my friends didn't tell me that my getting kicked off the stage was the… — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
“When asked by her publisher why her work had not been submitted while on her honeymoon: "I've been too fucking busy or… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us? — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour. — Nancy Springer Copy Share Image
In my experience, it's not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing,… — Michael Mandelbaum Copy Share Image
“BioLogos claims there is no conflict between the theory of evolution and creationism. Huh? Here is where the creationists seem to have… — G.M. Jackson Copy Share Image
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
“Then she tried to bore herself to sleep by thinking about things like yogurt and the structure of a gas pedal.” — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us. — Yahoo Serious Copy Share Image
I'm so drawn to Demna and Balenciaga because there's a sense of humor and it's subversive, but it also can make fun… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
“You can't go yet, not without telling us what all's happened to you since we saw you last." I faked amnesia, nearly… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
