Arms Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arms Bed Broke Folds Funny Humor Kind Trying
I broke my left arm when I was 8, at a friend's house, when we were jumping off a balcony and throwing down dunks. — Josh Rosen Copy Share Image
I broke five vertebrae, and they had to rod my spine because I broke my sternum, too. — Guy Martin Copy Share Image
I broke my finger in a stunt in a very not-too-romantic way. I was just trying to tackle someone, and I just flicked his… — Chris Pine Copy Share Image
I've broken my tailbone, wrists and legs over 10 times and that definitely doesn't equal the pain of cracking my head open.' — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
Another time I cracked two of the vertebrae in my back and broke a rib. — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
I zipped myself all the way into the sleeping bag of myself, not because I was hurt, and not because I had broken something,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I broke both legs, which is why I ended up lying in bed for three months. It was six months before I could walk… — Charley Boorman Copy Share Image
I've never broken a bone, I've never even sprained anything, so to be overseas and have my clavicle broken in two places was a… — Brandi Rhodes Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I genuinely did not expect more than half our nation to choose to walk away from our long-term allies into the arms of our… — Brian Reade Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Preaching to the choir actually arms the choir with arguments and elevates the choir's discourse. There's a reason the right does it and does… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
He caught her, she fell, he caught her in his arms, he held her tightly unconscious of what he was doing. He held her… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A home isn't just a roof over our heads. A home is a place where we feel loved and where we love others. It's… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
Comerado, this is no book,Who touches this, touches a man,(Is it night? Are we here alone?)It is I you hold, and who holds you,I… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Even the stove and the refrigerator looked human, I mean good human - they seemed to have arms and voices and they said, hang… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
More courage is required to forgive than is required to take up arms. — Jose Ramos-Horta Copy Share Image
It's been a long time since I asked anything of heaven, and my arms still haven't come down. — Antonio Porchia Copy Share Image
With those who are willing to join, let us cooperate to reduce the burden of arms, to strengthen the structure of peace, to lift… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
