“Religious fasting is the best way to cure an anorexic's spirit: in heaven her condition will be normal.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips,… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
“Maybe I should be a lawyer instead of a magical baker, Rose thought. Lawyers' mistakes rarely result in old men climbing on… — Kathryn Littlewood Copy Share Image
Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Mario no tenía humor para la chabacanería y había superado hacía años cualquier tendencia a la promiscuidad” — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
This is going to sound pretentious, but I like comedy that addresses something I find either worrisome or interesting in my life. — Zach Woods Copy Share Image
“Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen. — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
I've stopped doing things that aren't clear comedy gigs - to do something that's not "comedy night," it's a difficult thing. People… — Simon Amstell Copy Share Image
A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Doctor just told me I can't have kids. I asked for a second opinion. He said, Why? No one's gonna to let… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Check her out. She‟s fuckin‟ hot.” “Wedding band,” I say. “She sings in one?" “No, jackass. She's wearing one.” — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Some young man has wronged you, hasn't he?' From a person who renounced on principle the possibility of transcendental morality, she thought,… — Garth Risk Hallberg Copy Share Image
“Well, if he wants to break up with me, then ha! I'll show him.' (Morgan) 'Who are you talking to?' (Megan) 'Myself.… — Lola James Copy Share Image
“The look he shot her was incredulous in the extreme. "You have a filing system for your shoes?” — Norah Wilson Copy Share Image
“Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you're wearing bright red pants.” — Jessi Arrington Copy Share Image
Humor must be one of the chief attributes of God. Plants and animals that are distinctly humorous in form and characteristics are… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'd like to give every member of our cast a best supporting comedy Emmy. — David Mandel Copy Share Image
“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.” — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A solid base for any comedy is just honesty and truth, and it coming from a real place. As surreal as this… — Elijah Wood Copy Share Image
“And I thought that all those little kids are going to grow up someday. And all of those little kids are going… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
YouTube is the vlogs and my life, then Instagram is comedy skits and pictures that I take. Twitter's text, and Instagram Stories… — Jake Paul Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my lyrics to make people laugh, but it's all in the seriousness of the music. I'm just… — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
“Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
“Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“They should let my son be Federal Reserve chairman. At least he'll play with his toys and not ruin the economy.” — Peter D. Schiff Copy Share Image
My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Obviously, we went after Trump quite a bit, but I also feel like, we can't be on anyone's side, really. We need… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Ernestine used to remark, in a tone tinged with envy, that Lill was probably New Jersey's youngest gold digger, and that few… — Frank B. Gilbreth Jr Copy Share Image
“I'm a Buddhist. You might have a Christian obligation to catch pneumonia while you sit for two and a half hours listening… — Natasha Pulley Copy Share Image
All I do is have fun. When I'm not working, it's about making people laugh. I love making jokes about things. Even… — Drew Fuller Copy Share Image
![“Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them…” quote by Ricky Gervais](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/8c0/ricky-gervais-851_bad-day_funny-bones-to-me-are-more-important-tha_325864.jpg)
