“A women can run, hide, play and have fun but she will shine far better when she just smiles without none.” — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
“I want to be around people whose goals in life are more than early retirement and a new double-wide.” — Max Mitchell Copy Share Image
I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
I'm a progressive person, very liberal. I have this thing in my head where I'm going to change the world, but with… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
“There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Polly had been washing up when she'd heard the men talking late one night, and it's a poor woman who can't eavesdrop… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Shh." I squeeze his hand. His palm feels clammy. "We have to try to keep it down, okay? We don't want my… — A.G. Howard Copy Share Image
With comedy, don't try to be funny. That's really helped me. Just say the lines as you would say them, interact with… — Ariel Winter Copy Share Image
“Boys, the longer you wait to get my requested prehistoric attack dogs, the more chance we have of people we care about… — Gini Koch Copy Share Image
If you're going to make a comedy and if your sole interest is in making people laugh and feel good and entertaining… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“Hindoo wisdom long ago regarded the world as the dream of Brahma. Must we hold with Fichte that it is the individual… — Henri-Frédéric Amiel Copy Share Image
“Artists are dishonest creatures really. They foist their version of reality upon us while making it all up. Writers, painters, musicians, auteurs—they’re… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Impressive vocabulary," Korbyn said. "I feel as though I should take notes." "I think she's making them up," Liyana said. "Half of… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said. Nash thought about that for a moment, stroking… — Kristin Cashore Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
What I found absolutely the best thing about comedy is it's a little club. You find yourself part of this strange needy… — John Bishop Copy Share Image
I used to love my neighbors, then one day they put a fucking password on their WIFI — Avalon Copy Share Image
“She turned and smiled. “Kitchen-sink pasta.” “My favorite. But you really ought to come up with a better name for it than… — Leesa Freeman Copy Share Image
As I mentioned we have arrested or detained over 1,000 people here in America to determine to find out what they know. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
The humor is that finally when you have the power to move the mountain, you are the person who placed it there-so… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
“Of course it's your fault," Grandma said. "You must be doing something wrong, if you know what I mean. Maybe you need… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Alaythia smiled sympathetically. "The Coast of the Dead. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?" Simon tried to smile back. "Someone in a good mood… — Jason Hightman Copy Share Image
“It’s true—there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs… — Cheryl Cory Copy Share Image
We’ve got to have a little humor in our lives. You had better take seriously that which should be taken seriously but,… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit. — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
