I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is… — David Cross Copy Share Image
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“he sometimes felt himself to be a painfully prosaic person, but by the same token he knew he was incurably sane.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
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When you lose your sense of humor, get a job running an elevator, because your life will be a series of Ups… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
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I love it if comedy reflects real life because to me it's more reassuring that we'll get through. — James L. Brooks Copy Share Image
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When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
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