Rahman sir has a sweet sense of humour. He chuckles a lot and is very friendly. — Chinmayi Copy Share Image
A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you have. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
“Supravietuirea nu mai are importanta daca lovitura va avea efect” — Cristian Niculcea Copy Share Image
“Let me say right here, if I haven't made it clear, that I have seen as many pale, naked old-man parts in… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“The Scriven men wore stack-heeled boots and pearl-studded evening coats; the ladies in their vast skirts looked like mythical creatures, half woman,… — Philip Reeve Copy Share Image
I guess we were kinda poor when we were kids, but we didn't know it. That's because my dad always refused to… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I love that she loves me a 10, on a 5-point scale. Well, I know it’s a 5-point scale, though I asked… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Drama and comedy are the polite genres, founded on collectively agreed-upon ideas, perceptions and truths. But life, as subjectively experienced, is not… — Mick LaSalle Copy Share Image
I spend about 75% of my time at the gym finding the right song for my workout. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Improv changed my life in the best way. I gained so much confidence and really learned how to use my sense of… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
"I can't believe you recently had a baby. How do you do it?" The baby starts to come down...and once that happens… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
This is an ugly and mean world, and only to spite it we mustn't weep. If you want to know, this is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“See if you can spot the difference between these two statements: (a) «Those trousers make your backside look fat.» (b) «You're a… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“What's more important than recycling? Producing something to recycle.” — Gordon Osmond Copy Share Image
After my first play, I realised that comedy was my forte - rather than being a dukhi heroine, I would rather do… — Poonam Dhillon Copy Share Image
“New Rule: From now on, duct tape must be called what it really is--murder tape. A search of the suspected Craigslist Killer's… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“Even though I can’t tell others whether they should chase their marathon dreams, I highly recommend they do something completely out of… — Dawn Dais Copy Share Image
“The thing about Shakespeare is you can only read his books if someone is making you.” — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
They make three types of movies, and if you don't make one of those three, you have to find independent financing: It's… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
Good-humor will sometimes conquer ill-humor, but ill-humor will conquer it oftener; and for this plain reason, good-humor must operate on generosity, ill-humor… — Sir Fulke Greville Copy Share Image
“Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
The worst question people can ask me is, 'How would I describe my brand of comedy?' I just go, 'Funny.' I like… — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
“Lucy, Lucy, good and true, Went to Castle Grotteskew. Thougth she´d see what lurked inside, But for her troubles, Lucy died. Before… — Guy Bass Copy Share Image
“A gdybym był krogulcem To co byś powiedziała I gdybym przyszedł z teczką Do łóżka i twego ciała Chciałabym, chciała, chciałabym, chciała… — Wojciech Płocharski Copy Share Image
I got an E-Trade account. Turns out I can turn $1,000 into $420 in less than a week. Sure, I had to… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“At the top of his file was a three-dimensional holograph scanned in from his military graduation. Cress preferred it to the infamous… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
When you do comedy shows, you usually don't finish until about 11 P.M. Then you have this adrenaline dump, and you get… — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself… — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
Comedy is a tool to be used so that people can relate to each other. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
“Wake up! Wake up! Soon the person you believe you are will die - so now, wake up and be content with… — Dan Millman Copy Share Image
I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.” — Robert Lynn Asprin Copy Share Image
“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
Right now, I'd like to just continue on a series where I am doing good work with a balance of comedy and… — Mario Lopez Copy Share Image
“The less you think you know, the more will be known. It’s amazing what you can know when you let go of… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
