I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of… — Ethan Slater Copy Share Image
“I found a dead body in the cucumber patch,' I told them. 'How very like you,' Ophelia said, and went on preening… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an… — Kel Mitchell Copy Share Image
“According to the U.S. Census Bureau, a family is defined as two or more people living together who are related by birth,… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“...but I was not very good at hiding my displeasure at mental sleepiness and mediocrity” — Carlene Bauer Copy Share Image
“She seemed to feed on their laughter, and they on her humor, like the lily of the pond—sustained by the very water… — Molly Collier Copy Share Image
Optimism is the first cousin of love, and it's exactly like love in three ways: it's pushy, it has no real sense… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“Patience slows down time and more can happen when time is slowed down. That’s the secret of patience.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Why don't you find out for yourself? Then you'll see the glass, hidden in the grass.” — Morrissey Copy Share Image
Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it. — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
Hard comedy goes for the fences. It's also what you might call take-a-risk comedy because if you don't hit a home run,… — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“This time I don't want to be my own mother. I make a decision, take the entire bag of chocolate to my… — Andrea Partee Copy Share Image
“A handy tip: When angels say “be not afraid,” you should be afraid. Also, as I said earlier, we have to memorize… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Strauss! Oh yes, he was so-so. He wrote pretty music- The Blue Danube and Tales from the Vienna Woods. But what is… — Carolyn Keene Copy Share Image
“Hereos. Idols. They're never who you think they are. Shorter. Nastier. Smellier. And when you finally meet them, there's something that makes… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
I have a country-boy sense of humor. I come from a poor family, and I have no education. But I am Middle… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
“At the departure gate, a drunken airport security woman was handing out box cutters to the passengers.” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“A Corsai, a Malchai, and a Sunai walk into a bar— Everyone groaned, including August.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
“Supportive parents, I tell you. I never thought they would get me killed before I graduated from high school.” — E.K. Johnston Copy Share Image
“There is a mixture of humor with drama in this part of the ceremony as well. When the old man staggered out… — Anthony Seeger Copy Share Image
I would love to see an adaptation of 'Less' by Andrew Sean Greer. It has all the things I want in a… — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
“Akmon pulled a ratchet wrench from the tool belt and spun it like a noisemaker. “Oh, very nice! I’m definitely keeping this!… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“PDR: Persons of Dubious Reality; refugees from the collective consciousness. Uninvited visitors who have fallen through the grating that divides the real,… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
As I get older, I do want to add a bit more depth to my comedy. But even if I'm talking about… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be not toasting a toaster waffle” — Jacob Blumenstein Copy Share Image
I would love to do a dramatic comedy. All of that, it all interests me. At some point I want to do… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
“If you would not be forgotten As soon as you are dead and rotten, Either write things worth reading, Or do things… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Sorry,ʺ she said, her face shining with joy when she saw me. ʺShould have put a sock on the door. Didnʹt realize… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“Oh, shut up Hagan. I'm not doing it for you; I'm doing it for me. I don't want your blood getting all… — J.L. McCoy Copy Share Image
I feel I don't get credit enough for it, the pioneering I did in comedy. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
