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““A handy tip: When angels say “be not afraid,” you should be afraid. Also, as I said earlier, we have to memorize angel names because Jonathan Shadowhunter wanted us to have to memorize angel names. They sure like to end angel names in “el.” Means “of God” in Hebrew, Clariel. You two are just adorable””

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I'm memorable, its true." -Magnus, pg.229-

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