Humor Quote by Jacob Blumenstein

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be toasting a pancake”

— Jacob Blumenstein

“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.”

— Margaret Atwood

“I'm not here to make waffles!”

— Alex Kapranos

“I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you”

— Jessica Lange

“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it…

— Thomas M. Disch

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

— Jim Chaseley

“You can't hide burnt toast.”

— T. Sarina

“Beware the toast that has no ears”

— Edward Monkton

Toast is me. I am toast.

— Margaret Atwood

“And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, "Fuck…

— George Carlin

“Like a toaster!”

— Hedgepig

“I toast life and taste it's goodness”

— Vivian E. Moore