Appliance Quote by Thomas M. Disch

“Like a toaster!”

— Hedgepig

“I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you”

— Jessica Lange

“Damn, some days I wished I'd been made a toaster.”

— A. Lee Martinez

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be toasting a pancake”

— Jacob Blumenstein

“If you are toasting a toaster waffle, you can never be not toasting a toaster waffle”

— Jacob Blumenstein

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

— Jim Chaseley

“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am toast.”

— Margaret Atwood

“You'd spend your whole life making two loaves of bread — just two loaves — and they would mean everything to you. All the…

— Dan Wells

“Are you sure you wouldn't like some toast, Phyllis? Toast is one of the triumphs of our civilisation. It must be made with very…

— Fay Weldon

“Your toaster’s a puff.”

— St. John Morris

“Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster too long. It's now burnt to a crisp.”

— Joe Bageant

One of my favorite breakfasts is an English muffin, so I need a good toaster.

— Chloe Fineman